Listen up slaves:
I am Master Hargur, this is Master Vangru, this ball of fun is Snapper, and we are your guards for this trip.
These are the rules:
Number 1: You do what we say, when we say it.
Number 2: You are on your best behavior. 
•	If you don’t follow orders - you get a beating.
•	Any talk of freedom or escape - you get a beating.
•	Any disrespect, if you even look at us wrong - you get a beating.
•	Any of that magic funny business - you get a long hard beating
•	And take note Master Vangru here likes to tenderize the meat so much, sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop. So don't give him reason.
Number 3: Don't run.
•	Snapper here likes to chase things and chasing things makes him hungry.
•	That can lead to unfortunate accidents. 
•	Tasty eating, but bad for business. Don’t run.
I trust I made myself clear. I won’t be taking any questions.
Now mush.